Christmas song parodies sung by tonedeaf guys [*]
YMCA danced by goalies of small size [*]
Ovi's head winning a fight with the glass [*]
These are a few reasons hockey kicks ass
When in the playoffs Mike Smith takes a long shot [*]
When Captain Toews bodychecks a poor wee tot [*]
That time your guy made that fucking sweet pass [*]
These are a few reasons hockey kicks ass
The sweet little kid Tortorella's the pal of [*]
The train-wreck career arc of Ilya Bryzgalov [*]
Failure by censors when Lundqvist gets crass [*]
These are a few reasons hockey kicks ass
When the league snipes
When the Fehrs sass
When I'm feeling mad
I simply remember that hockey kicks ass
And then I don't feel so bad
I've printed these out for my kitchen corkboard - I'm sure my neighbours are as thrilled with you as I am. They just got a preview when I sang it over the phone to a friend...
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